The United Socialist States of The Moon Raven is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MoonRaven with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.173 billion Moon Ravens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MoonRaven. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Moon Ravenian economy, worth 242 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,477 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, and ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Moon Raven's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ignoramus.

The Moon Raven is ranked 284,451^st in the world and 305^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 kickbacks per hour.